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Tuesday, October 20, 2015

Twisting Fall Cling

Hey BigGirlz,

I’m quite sure you can guess what my issue is this time of year…yep Fall Cling. LOL However my approach is somewhat different this time around. Ya see I’m the one reaching out, making connections and reserving “warm Spots”. That’s right, my inner dude has surfaced (Help us all Lawd!!!).  It is what it is…of course as I maneuver through this season of Cling, I’m taking notes and analyzing patterns in order to share my experiences with my fellow BigGirlz out there. Know that there are challenges and pitfalls to every adventure however if played correctly the rewards will be warm oops I mean worth it.

BigGirlz, if you are considering being a Clinger this season, here are a few things to consider before you begin:
  1. If you are looking for a long lasting relationship, STOP RIGHT THERE, this journey is NOT for you!!!!! This is not about love and relationship. This is about securing a warm spot to get you through the winter.

  2. Shut off your heart. By this I mean, don’t get caught up in your emotional wants and desires. This is all about the physical. Ok 70/30. I’m not saying you can’t be affectionate because some affection will be necessary to secure your spot however for the lack of a better term, this is a game. Once again if you have a bleeding heart this is not for you.

  3. Skillfully select your targets (dayum that sounds harsh…bwahahahaaahahaha). Truth be told, if you’re just starting you are behind. The random calls and texts should have started at the end of September, but there’s still time. Thus the need for careful and thoughtful selection is key.

  4. Know and respect your role. You are not the girlfriend and he is not your man. Keep the shit on a surface level period. That’s all I’m going to say about that.

Bottom line BigGirlz be clear on what you want. If you start down this road and decide you can’t follow through, bail out. This is not for everyone. Monitor your actions and handle your business. Have fun with this, the men normally do. I’ve constructed my ground work and as trampy as this may sound to some I’ve been testing my spots (Don’t judge me, not that I give a damn if you do) so bring it on.

Moving on to the next one with an electric blanket on reserve incase my plan backfires!!!! Bwahahahaaahahaha